{"id":4912,"date":"2023-11-30T19:20:22","date_gmt":"2023-11-30T23:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=4912"},"modified":"2024-01-11T19:22:40","modified_gmt":"2024-01-11T23:22:40","slug":"with-friends-like-joel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=4912","title":{"rendered":"With A Friend Like Joel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Joel is full of surprises. Last Saturday morning, he called to say he would be stopping by with the latest one.\u00a0 We had no idea but looked forward expectantly!!!<\/p>\n<p>Well, just imagine our surprise when Joel showed up with several barrels of fresh HORSE MANURE!\u00a0\u00a0 It was November and six months early for summer tomatoes but we nonetheless were very grateful.<\/p>\n<p>With a friend like Joel&#8230; the horse must be next!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>copyright 2023 Christopher Donahue<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Joel is full of surprises. Last Saturday morning, he called to say he would be stopping by with the latest one.\u00a0 We had no idea but looked forward expectantly!!! Well, just imagine our surprise when Joel showed up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=4912\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4912"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4925,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4912\/revisions\/4925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}