{"id":4298,"date":"2020-02-16T20:14:48","date_gmt":"2020-02-17T00:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=4298"},"modified":"2020-02-16T20:15:51","modified_gmt":"2020-02-17T00:15:51","slug":"when-i-pet-my-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=4298","title":{"rendered":"When I Pet My Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>When I pet my cats<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>after eating a banana<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Quiet Rustle and Felix<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>recoil from the<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>slight banana smell<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>on my fingers<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>they scrunch their noses<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>and squint their eyes<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>then dart away<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>from the noxious fumes<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>which is why<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>I pet them good bye<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>each day<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>before I put on<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>aftershave<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>copyright 2020 Christopher Donahue<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I pet my cats after eating a banana Quiet Rustle and Felix recoil from the slight banana smell on my fingers they scrunch their noses and squint their eyes then dart away from the noxious fumes which is why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=4298\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4298"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4302,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4298\/revisions\/4302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}