{"id":3364,"date":"2018-01-22T15:26:47","date_gmt":"2018-01-22T19:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=3364"},"modified":"2018-01-22T22:37:05","modified_gmt":"2018-01-23T02:37:05","slug":"a-fistful-of-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=3364","title":{"rendered":"A  Fistful of Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, he was in a rush again. Why did he do this to himself?<\/p>\n<p>A glance at the kitchen clock confirmed he was running late. What followed was a mad search for his wallet, watch, smartphone and backpack so he could leave for work.\u00a0At the last second he realized he needed a lunch.\u00a0The left-over chicken from Saturday would do the trick.\u00a0He opened the fridge, grabbed a big, handful of chicken out of the bowl and\u00a0tossed it in some plastic-ware.\u00a0 He dashed out the door with minutes to spare to catch the train.<\/p>\n<p>Later at work,\u00a0he settled down to lunch at a table in the break room.\u00a0Opening up the plastic, he eyeballed the bland, chicken tossed in there. His friends were debating how many about <em>Spaghetti Westerns <\/em>Clint Eastwood starred in back in the sixties as he noshed on his tasteless lunch.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;O.K., there&#8217;s <em>The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. <\/em>And there&#8217;s <em>For a Few Dollrs More<\/em>. But what&#8217;s the name of the first one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Silence. He looked up from his sad lunch.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>A Fistful of Chicken<\/em>, &#8221; he replied.<\/p>\n<p>The millienials took him seriously.<\/p>\n<p><em>copyright 2018 Christopher Donahue<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, he was in a rush again. Why did he do this to himself? A glance at the kitchen clock confirmed he was running late. What followed was a mad search for his wallet, watch, smartphone and backpack so he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=3364\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3364"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3380,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364\/revisions\/3380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}