{"id":3072,"date":"2017-08-07T10:05:37","date_gmt":"2017-08-07T14:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=3072"},"modified":"2017-08-28T11:00:26","modified_gmt":"2017-08-28T15:00:26","slug":"requiem-for-a-tree-or-bullets-for-caterpillars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=3072","title":{"rendered":"Requiem for a Tree or Bullets for Caterpillars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine says she would take a bullet for a caterpillar. I didn&#8217;t think I was that softhearted, but we had to cut a beautiful old tree down last week and it made me sad. The arborist found numerous hollowed out boles that were a threat to bring the tree down in a storm so we had to have it removed. It didn&#8217;t help the tree was otherwise lush and leafy and gloriously full of life. It was unfortunate to cut it down but it was, as they say,<em> all for the best<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cropped-MFDC2916.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3077\" src=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cropped-MFDC2916-300x107.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cropped-MFDC2916-300x107.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cropped-MFDC2916-768x275.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/cropped-MFDC2916.jpg 940w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Still, it was hard to destroy such a big beautiful tree. It was even harder to believe not only was the tree being cut down, but it would be immediately blasted into oblivion by a wood-chipper. From majestic maple to nothing. A loss and a waste. On the scale of things, it obviously wasn&#8217;t as bad as shutting off life support for a loved one, or euthanizing your dog or cat, but it just plain sucked. Warning! When you are told things are <em>all for the best<\/em> it really means they suck and there&#8217;s no alternative.<\/p>\n<p>The night before the beautiful maple was cut down, I snuck out in the dark and performed last rights on the mighty tree. I felt there should be some kind of gesture, or good bye, for this living thing. I said a prayer to ease it&#8217;s suffering, or if I couldn&#8217;t ease it&#8217;s suffering, at least acknowledge, well&#8230; something.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think of it. Maybe I <em>would<\/em> take a bullet for a caterpillar.<\/p>\n<p><em>Copyright 2017 Christopher Donahue<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine says she would take a bullet for a caterpillar. I didn&#8217;t think I was that softhearted, but we had to cut a beautiful old tree down last week and it made me sad. The arborist found &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=3072\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3072"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3126,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions\/3126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}