{"id":2504,"date":"2016-11-12T23:35:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-13T03:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=2504"},"modified":"2019-09-04T12:59:32","modified_gmt":"2019-09-04T16:59:32","slug":"thanks-for-the-protest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=2504","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for the Protest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was hungry, you didn&#8217;t give me something to eat. But you did protest my hunger! You aren&#8217;t a hypocrite like those people who let me go hungry.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the protest!<\/p>\n<p>When I was naked, you didn&#8217;t clothe me. You were too\u00a0 busy protesting my nakedness! Winter is coming, and I could really use some clothes, but thanks for the protest. You aren&#8217;t a hypocrite like those people who don&#8217;t care if I go naked.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks again for the protest!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cropped-20161112_124654-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2531\" src=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cropped-20161112_124654-1-300x94.jpg\" alt=\"cropped-20161112_124654-1.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"94\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cropped-20161112_124654-1-300x94.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cropped-20161112_124654-1-768x239.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cropped-20161112_124654-1.jpg 940w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I was sick, when I was in jail, when I was alone and elderly, you were a no-show.<\/p>\n<p>But you protested my plight like the social justice champ you are.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the protest!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s almost like you care.<\/p>\n<p><em>copyright 2016 Christopher Donahue<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was hungry, you didn&#8217;t give me something to eat. But you did protest my hunger! You aren&#8217;t a hypocrite like those people who let me go hungry. Thanks for the protest! When I was naked, you didn&#8217;t clothe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=2504\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2504"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4158,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2504\/revisions\/4158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}