{"id":203,"date":"2013-03-12T01:45:11","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T01:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=203"},"modified":"2013-03-12T01:58:02","modified_gmt":"2013-03-12T01:58:02","slug":"day-thousand-coffees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=203","title":{"rendered":"Day of A Thousand Coffees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self: Try not to start a new job the day after the start of Daylight Savings Time (DST).<\/p>\n<p>Yes my fine feathered friends, I started a new job today a mere twenty-eight hours after setting the clocks ahead an hour for DST. Not a good idea. I went to work feeling like I caught the red-eye from the West Coast. The West Coast of Kamchatka. Open-cockpit all the way. Me at the controls.<\/p>\n<p>I started the day FRIED. First day anxiety had me tossing and turning all-the-short-night-long. It is not a good sign when you get up before your cats. Normally ours cats wake us up, but thanks to DST I got up at 6 AM (human\/cat body clock time 5AM) and roused the cats who looked at me as if to sleepily say <em>WTF!?!?!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So I started drinking coffee. Lots of coffee. \u00a0And espresso. \u00a0Which was great. I felt and came across as a hung-over, Alzheimer victim with the shakes.<\/p>\n<p>At some point, I said the hell with it and started telling my new co-workers I just flew in from Kamchatka.<\/p>\n<p>They must have believed it because they are having me back tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p><em>copyright 2013 Magnus Incognito<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self: Try not to start a new job the day after the start of Daylight Savings Time (DST). Yes my fine feathered friends, I started a new job today a mere twenty-eight hours after setting the clocks ahead &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=203\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":206,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions\/206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}