{"id":1359,"date":"2015-04-24T13:34:01","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T17:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2015-04-25T20:53:12","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T00:53:12","slug":"my-two-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"My Two Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In observance of April being\u00a0<em>National Poetry Month<\/em>, I present this humble poem I composed this morning:<\/p>\n<p style=\"display: inline !important;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">My Two Cats<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>My two cats<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>One kind of skinny<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>One kind of fat<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>I look quick and don&#8217;t know where they&#8217;re at!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>My two cats<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Happy <em>National Poetry Month!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Copyright 2015 Magnus Incognito<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In observance of April being\u00a0National Poetry Month, I present this humble poem I composed this morning: My Two Cats My two cats One kind of skinny One kind of fat I look quick and don&#8217;t know where they&#8217;re at! My &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/?p=1359\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1373,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions\/1373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherdonahue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}